nighthawking…

Blo**y Hell, it’s dark out here…

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How are you supposed to find stuff, you keep tripping over, its cold, the ground is freezing, how can i put my hole back properly, there are so many different noises, i need a bodyguard, there are thousands of creatures waiting to eat me, even the worms are more wiggly, hey did you know the worms and other creatures glow green in the dark [-no nor did i-] Image result for pictures of green glowing worms creatures Image result for pictures of metal detectorists in the darkness then there’s the problem of flying a drone when your a crap*y pilot, we now have to fly in the dark as we don’t have a licence, i asked everyone to smile but they were busy digging up two or three thousand coins ready to sell to the “barfordites”

i forgot where i parked the car, then i remembered, and the barstwards had locked the train station carpark, got took to the local nick for breaking into the carpark, released then re-arrested when i lost my keys and set the car alarm off, trying to gain entry, Image result for pictures of abandoned cars in locked carparksworms creatures then i released i left the keys on the edge of the field under the oak tree, i put them there so as i did not lose them, aw sod it, the police helicopter picked me out in the spotlight and got rearrested again for nightghawking, anybody else has s**t  luck…all for a ring pull, dogs mess on the bottom of your boots, and pissing off the local constabulary…

 

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